Idiot sightings in my College

Being a student in my College "specifically" exposes me to alot of awkward scenes. Not that they include me in one way or another, but they they never fail to amaze me, thus they occupy my mind with several question marks, such as: How or Why. Let me exemplify those scenes to you:

• We have this really fat girl, i mean not just fat, she's actually obese. Her single thigh only is twice as big as a normal human body. Yes, that's how fat she is. Except, she's not ashamed of it (at least to me it seems so). She wears either a pair of skinny jeans and a tight tank top, or short dresses that show how huge her calves are. They're like shawarma on a grill machine!!!! And occasionally, she wears training suites like those you see in Juicy Couture! Her extreme and excessive self esteem is driving me nuts! I don't know how she pulls it off. Though I'm 1\4 her weight, but i always watch what i wear and stay away from tight outfits; i really have a low self esteem. But her ... ?!
• On the contrary, i see many girls with veils wearing skinny jeans with really short tops, or short dresses with leggings. WTH!! I thought girls with 7jab are suppose to wear something more decent and prudish. They never fail to amaze me. And what makes my jaws drop open is that alot of them are FAT!! oh my god i feel like dying. Therefore, i typically stereotype them as Pregnant Elephants. The pregnancy part refers to their huge puffed head (7jab bo tafkha). Would somebody hand me a gun so that i shoot them to extinction!! What's up with this kind of 7jab!
• A whole different scene is girls with face veils (i.e. monaqaba). Some of them wear a long long.......long........long........long 3baya. I almost incidentally step on it and nearly fall! Why do they wear long 3abayas!!! The spectre is not civil because the trims are always worn out and dirty!
• On the contrary, there's this girl which I've been noticing in the cafeteria for couple of times now, she orders ice cream from Baskin Robins in a family cup which holds at least 7 scoops!! And she's thin as hell! :( Ok aside from the fact of her being thin, but family cup is just too much to eat all at once! I personally can't handle two scoops, and she's having a family size with god only knows how many flavors! It's just .......... baaaah .... so strange!
• What's up with men with long hair wearing dishdasha!!! Can somebody please shoot them for me? They're disgusting with their awful greasy hair!

Those are just a sample of what i'm seeing everyday. Pretty a reason enough for me never to stay if i had long breaks.