I face alot stone-agers or weirdos everyday the moment i pick up the phone and start dialing at work. So i thought i share with you some of the very large moments where i remained quiet, either because they're simply retards or i just couldn't find an appropriate answer that fits to their tiny brains:
Customer: awal el shay el mokalama 3ly wella 3laich?
Me: *confused and afraid to answer* .................. uhhh la okhoy 3laik.
Customer: bank oo bank wel mokalama 3lay!! ento bs sha6ren tenhibon fenna!!
Me: fy ay fer3 fate7 7sabek?
Cutomer: KHAIR! FY SHAY!
Me: la okhoy hatha so2al amny 7efathan 3ala serreyat el ma3lomat bena oo bain el 3ameel.
Cutomer: many gayel shlon ya3ny.
Customer: bs hatha 3arthkom? enzain ana ma7eb el sefar shlon ya3ny?
Me: 7ab t7awel ratbek 3endena?
Customer: la ana ma a7awel ratby 7ag bank rabawy!
Me: momken akalem el akh -----?
Customer: ------ tewafa 9arla shahrain.
Me: shaklek mash'3ol akh ......
Customer: ee walla lo tedegen b3d shway ga3ed awakil el kherfan
Me: ta36eny 3enwanek ma 3laik amur?
Customer: ee mo moshkela, al-----, share3 --, ro7y sakty 3yalech ya mara!
Me: ?????????
Cutomer: m3ay?
Me: ee okhoy m3ak
Me: ta2merny eb ay khedma thanya?
Customer: aby 3aroosa
Me: *a moment of deep silence*
Customer: enzain ana shasawy bel visa?
Me: ya3ny testefed men el kho9omat elly t8ademha el m7alat el mosharka.
Customer: ana maro7 el sooq oo wala a7eba.
Me: tegdar tkhesh-ha 7ag el tharoora.
Customer: la el 7emdella, la yee wagt el tharoora ana 3aref wain a7a9elkom.
Me: enzain 6ayeb tegdar testefed men el so7obat elly t9er 3laiha shahreyan.
Customer: so7obat sheno?
Me: 3endek telephonat, qasayem moshtarayat, sayarat .....
Customer: ana 3endy syara wel7emdella maby wa7da thanya shasawy feha?
Me: tegdar tbe3ha
Customer: ana adry fy 7athy mo 7elo
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13 Interruptions:
Nothing personal aganist you, but I do not appreciate anyone calling me asking me for opnions, services, or any details, I usually get them off quick.
I do expect though that when I try to call someone on customer service that I get quality and good service, which everyone should, of course.
Purgatory,
It's ok there's nothing personal, it's always good to hear it from a customer's point of view ;)
You might have thought that i was calling for oipnions, services or details but the conversations mentioned were part of the call, i have to know few details first in order for me to get into the point.
And ofcourse, good customer service is our priority.
And welcome aboard ;)
LoooooooooooooooL
Oh my!
looool..
The poor dead customer.
*can't control self from laughing*
"abi 3arosa"
hahahaHAHAHAHAHA!
just tell me what bank you work for so that i don't open an account there.
you don't want to deal with me as I tend to be very offending with customer service people.
*LMAO at "awakel il kherfan" *
LOOOOL @ kherfan that was so cute I was expecting kids and i read kherfan hahahaa
and I agree, don't call customers asking for opinions or info. x(
poor u (hugs)
Me: shaklek mash'3ol akh ......
Customer: ee walla lo tedegen b3d shway ga3ed awakil el kherfan
wtf ?
walla 3afya 3alaich mista7milat;hum !
looooooooooooooooool
yah we all meet our share of weirdos
allah y3eeenich
Kj,
:P
Kinan,
7ram, he was young tra. I felt real awful.
enigma
That guy also claimed that he owns the stock-exchange market =\
Hamza,
The best bank in the middle east :P
omg don't tell me you're that kind of customers! that's mean! why would you act like that? we're very friendly people :p
elijah,
He was at "jakhoor" at that time. I swear i could remember the sound of the sheeps next to him, he was insane xp
blasha,
*Hus back*
peony,
Excatly! i have to put up with alot of sh!t going on =\
eshdawa,
:P
the man who was feeding his sheep cracked me up!! sh'haaal awadem ya saatr! :\
LMAO! Allah e3eenich. :/
Just make sure you don't end up calling me cause I'm not so nice in similar situations. ;P
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